Second Installment

Pardon me for my late post. I have commitments too.I sincerely seek your forgiveness*coughs* .I cant guareentee you that I can make a post everyday, BUT i will "try". K,here's your dose for the day or night or ...i don't really care.

*ROLLS THE CURTAIN*



1)Man and Pig
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?



2)A Good Year
Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?
answer: a f****** good year!!!!!


3)Mounted Cop
ounted Cop There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''



That's all.Let me end off with an inspirational quote for all the muggers...........Again,my deepest apologises;I'm having my holidays;so i dont give a damn about inspiritational quotes.I may post in near future , when I need motivation for a last minute studying*note it's study,not revision*.Alright,enough of my crapping.Let me end this post with

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go,"Oscar Wilde

So,which one of these two categories do you belong? =D